Governing the United States of America is a tough job,
especially when you’re an old real-estate mogul and TV reality
star. In order to protect himself from the rudeness of facts,
Donald Trump has built himself an alternative, self-centered
When you are Donald Trump, there are 2 types of information:
pleasant & unpleasant – which are other words for “true” & “false”
(just like “flattering” & “unflattering”, “praiseful” &
Today, we are proud to deliver the Trump Alternative Reality
Extension (also known as “Trumpifier”), a new browser tool allowing
anyone to view the web through the eyes of Donald Trump – allowing to,
namely, trumpify reality. Thanks to the Trumpifier, all websites will provide you with only Trump-pleasing, Trump-flattering, Trump-true information.
This tool will be useful to Trump supporters and Trump haters alike, and even to Donald Trump himself!
Trump supporters will enjoy a world-wide, unchallenged cyberspace, where everybody agrees with Trump’s views & policies.
On the other hand, with the Trumpifier, Trump haters have a unique opportunity to get into Trump’s mind & psychology, in order to better understand him and ultimately, fight him.
And yes, Trump himself can use the extension. He's certainly the person who will benefit the most from it. Thanks to the Trumpifier, Donald Trump will be able to browse safely across the web, without the slightest risk of endangering his fragile, monstrously inflated ego. With just one click, all offensive contents will turn to 100% Trump-approved statements.
Read Q&A: How can you guarantee that the alternative facts & statements provided by the Trumpifier are approved by Trump?
Yes. And even on fake news media websites!
Why change libel laws, when you can change the news themselves?
You think Google search results are biased? Never mind! You just need to trumpify Google search results.
The president’s aides will obviously want to promote this tool, so that the White House remains a quiet and peaceful place, where the big boss doesn’t feel personally offended & affected by negative media coverage on the internet.
Furthermore, Donald Trump has been aware for a while that many web pages do not even mention him, and it truly breaks his heart. Thanks to the Trumpifier, Donald Trump will easily fix that injustice, so that just any single page on the world wide web may have something to say about him – and nothing mean!
We can even make the assumption that, had Donald Trump got this tool sooner, he would not have needed to run for president.
The Trumpifier is a much cheaper and safer way of reshaping reality to one's delusion, than taking over the GOP and White House, and endangering the delicate balances of economics and geopolitics!
Go to the Chrome or Firefox (depending on your browser) installation page. Install the extension. You should see a small Trump icon next to the address bar. If you feel like trumpifying any web page you're currently browsing, simply click the Trumpifier browser icon: you'll see a trumpified version of the page.
Install Trump Alternative Reality Extension
for Google Chrome
Install Trump Alternative Reality Extension
People use the Trumpifier at their own risk. This might lead some
patients to reinforce their delusional feelings.
Some screenshots of trumpified web pages:
Q: How can you guarantee that the alternative
facts & statements provided by the Trumpifier are approved by Trump?
A: Simple: they are all extracted from his Twitter
or interviews, speeches (or
sometimes from reliable sources, such as infamous tapes or FBI
Also see Wikiquotes
(an interesting web page that looks trumpified even when it's not).
Q: Why do playmate & porn star names sometimes show
up? Are you sure that the president tweeted these names or
pronounced them in interviews?
A: No, he probably didn’t do any of these, but we
are pretty confident that he whispered those names passionately in
private, and that he still has some blissful memories related to
them. This makes these names perfectly relevant to the purpose of
Q: Why do some words or sentences seem to come out of
the blue, without consideration for syntax or overall meaning?
A: The Artificial Intelligence algorithm at the core
of the Trump Alternative Reality Extension is a very basic one. It
is not smart enough to emulate the writing and speech of a decent
human. However, it turned out to be the most convenient way to
replicate Trump’s very personal, erratic verbal expression, either
written or spoken. For example, you may have witnessed how he
switches to the topic of the 2016 successful election when
questioned about just anything totally unrelated. It’s an unconventional,
disruptive way of communicating, but only Trump opponents will
consider that disturbing and unpresidential.
Q: Why do names like “Donald Trump”, “Donald J.
Trump” sometimes appear out of context?
A: This tip is well-known to White House staff and
aides: if you want Donald Trump to read something longer than two
lines, his name has to be inside. Appealing to his ego is the only
way of catching his attention some more seconds.
Q: When I trumpify a web page, will other people see
A: The Trumpifier works pretty much like the real
Trump: just because he has his very own, personal reality, doesn’t
mean other people can see it. Moreover, actual reality in itself
is absolutely not affected by this process (which might lead the
subject to some cognitive dissonance disorder).
Q: Are all texts 100% genuine, really coming from
Trump, as is?
A: Yes. If you find any mistake or inaccuracy,
Sometimes, parts of the original quote have been removed, because “less is more”.
Q: Why are some texts between double quotes?
A: Sometimes, Donald Trump endorses other people's
statements by re-tweeting them from other accounts, or by
quoting them in some other way. Such contents will be displayed
between double quotes.
Q: I sometimes see messages about happy Easter, or
happy Thanksgiving, or 4th of July, but that's the wrong day!
Q: Can I use the Trumpifier on a pro-Trump website?
A: Yes, it works fine. It just won't change much. Or maybe it will. Just like John Malkovich entering his own head, trumpifying a pro-Trump website might bring interesting & unexpected results, and might even make sense.
You can even trumpify your e-mail account or calendar, your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram accounts, Google search results, just about anything in your web browser. And you can even trumpify this very page.
What he is NOT:
- affiliated with the Democratic party
- affiliated with the Republican party
- affiliated with any political organization
- an american citizen
What he is:
- a total low-life with zero credibility
- a stone cold loser with no talent
- another low I.Q. individual who doesn't have a clue
- a citizen of a foe continent (but not of a shithole country)